It is often asked, "Who would win in a death-match between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal".
|The Birth (forging) of Chuck Norris||
|The Birth of Steven Seagal|
Please note that this is fact, not opinion.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Moment -
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This
means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the
lightbulb turns on.