It is often asked, "Who would win in a death-match between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal".
|The Birth (forging) of Chuck Norris||
|The Birth of Steven Seagal|
Please note that this is fact, not opinion.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Moment -
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified
that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of
its decendents now have white hair.